Which Shower Curtain Animal Are You?
1. What’s your morning routine like?
Emotional prep + slow start
Already showered, cleaned, and built a birdhouse
Panic and mild confusion
Coffee, skincare, judgment
Multitasking by 6:00am
Rushed but very prepared
Repeating rituals. In the same order.
Hair. Outfit. Confidence. Go.
Mentally arguing with your shampoo bottle
Slow and steady wins the bathroom
Groaning under hot water
Dancing in the shower. Laughing at inside jokes no one else knows.
2. What’s your relationship with group chats?
Muted and emotionally exhausting
You're the admin and you color-code responses
You forgot to reply 7 days ago and now it’s too late
Watching silently from a moral high ground
Responds instantly with helpful links
Types 4 different replies, deletes them all
Constantly re-reading messages for tone
Uses voice memos and emojis like a boss
Corrects everyone’s grammar (gently)
Joins, then disappears forever
Leaves the group and feels great about it
Changes the group name weekly for fun
3. How do you relax?
Long bath. Soft music. Staring into space.
Organizing something. Then something else.
Forgetting what relaxing means
Decluttering while judging your own shelves
Relaxing during productivity breaks
Making a spreadsheet of how to relax
Following a 12-step routine exactly
Hair mask. Fluffy robe. Beyoncé playlist.
Replaying arguments with better comebacks
Walking in silence. No phone. Just trees.
Lying down. Pouting. Still tired.
Sliding across the kitchen floor in socks
4. What’s your shower personality?
Quiet sobbing + inner monologue
A full-body scrub + brainstorm session
Forgot what you were doing halfway through
Judging the tile grout and questioning design choices
Washing, singing, making a to-do list
Fast and furious—so much to do!
Every product. Exact order. No exceptions.
Loud music. Dance breaks. Shampoo commercial vibes.
Arguing with the loofah about everything
Long. Hot. Meditative. Forest thoughts only.
Just standing there, trying to exist
Singing duets. Solo. With imaginary backup.
5. Pick your spirit phrase:
“Not now. I’m processing.”
“Let’s build something!”
“Wait—what were we doing again?”
“I’m not judging. I’m just observing… intensely.”
“I got it. All of it. Already done.”
“Let me just overthink this real quick.”
“If I can do it three times in a row, I’ll feel better.”
“Own it. Strut it. Rinse. Repeat.”
“Technically, I’m right.”
“Quiet is the new luxury.”
“I’m here. Barely.”
“Chaos is a form of creativity.”
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